Wednesday, May 9, 2007

because Norm's mom sucks and cannot control her children

Norm still has answers friends. I just need to be able to transcribe them without being terrorized by a bi-polar turnip. Also? The movie was Meet The Robinsons. Im sure he will elaborate once we are free again.

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Monday, May 7, 2007

Democratically Norman

Well we went to see a movie yesterday and we went to my cousin's birthday party saturday. We went to the woods with my auntie feather. I had a good weekend. I had a lot of fun and really liked the birthday party because the cake was so delicious. And we had strawberries. So we bought some more today. And ice cream sandwiches.


Mr. Zigzagman asks: Good morning wise norm! Who do you think would make the best president...Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Cruella devil, or that wierd leprechaun from Lucky Charms? :)
Norm replies: Count chocula. (Admin note: We are very proud)

Miss Winterskibunny asks: Norm, what is the best thing that you have taught or done for your little brother so far?
Norm replies: I kiss him a lot and he likes that.


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Saturday, May 5, 2007

Norm has returned

Mr. Zigzagman asks: Norm!! Whats cooler........Big wheels or batter powered play cars.....I think Bigwheels are the gratest evolution of plastic.....:)
Norm replies: Big Wheels because they go fast.

Auntie Ash asks: I don't want to finish doing my my laundry, what is a plausible excuse for my husband?
Norm replies: Tell he should do the laundry. Daddy does our laundy.

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Gill Smoke asks: Norm, What's your favorite game to play?
Norm replies: Candyland.

Miss Winterskibunny asks: Norm, how come you are six days in the past? Am I in the future?
Admin note: Norm has no concept of date and time measurement yet. We just got the concept of yesterday and tomorrow.

Miss Pippajo: Why does Man-Cub act like it hurts him to have to hug me but will gladly hug his Daddy without complaining at all? I asked, and he says I don't smell bad or look scary. So, what is it?
Norm asks back: Is he mad at you or something?

Auntie Feather asks: What is your favorite part of going for a walk in our woods?
Norm replies: Going on the wobbly bridge

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Norm is still blogging!

Administrative announcement: As this blog's transcriber, I apologize for the lack of activity here lately. You all probably know why. We will catch up this weekend I promise!

You got questions? Norm has answers! Leave your questions in the comments section or send them to normtasia@gmail.com . He will answer them in his blog!

pre-school post

I went to pre-school today and heard a great story about jesus and how he went up in the sky and told his friends to tell the world about him. Im pretty tired.

(admin note: Norm worked through his lost play spirit by around three or four yesterday and is heading back out...boo-boos and all)

Mr Zigzagman asks: Which do you tink would be cooler for a pet.....a Hippo or a panda bear? :) I hear you can buy a panda bear from the zoo for like 3-4 dollars, thats less than a happy meal..:)
Norm replies: I know thats not true because my mommy would buy one. (admin note: true) But id like a panda bear because they are cute and great and funny and nice.

Aunt Luckybuzz asks: Norm, how will I make money this summer?
Norm replies: well you wont need money if you come stay with us (admin note: also true) and you can do fun things with me and the turnip and if you want to do fun things with my mom and dad thats ok too and ill just play with the turnip. (Norm's dad adds: and you can help him unlearn the jesus stuff)


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bitch and moan monday norm style

i just lost my playing spirit because playing outside is so dangerous. Im never going back outside again. I just lost my spirit. I wish I could put band-aids all over me like a protective forcefield. My dad is right and mommy used to be right too. Outside is a myff. Im too much of a boo-boo magnet.


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Hex girls can put a spell on you!

Im sorry I havent been here. Its been my birthday party and princess fabu has been spending the night so i havent had time for your questions. But im back and ready!

Mr. Crawlspace writes: When I was younger, I was asked what my favorite color was. I thought about it, but nothing solid seemed to come to mind, so I thought some more. I decided brown was my favorite color. I came to this conclusion because my sheets were brown, and if I slept on brown sheets, then I must like brown, so much so that is must be my favorite color. This made me a bit sad, as I did not really like brown and did not want it to be my favorite color.Later in life, I realized I don't have favorites of most things, colors included. I can safely say I don't like yellow. All the other colors are good though.Sorry, I don't have a question. How does that make you feel?
Norm replies: Ok because i didnt like that question very much.

Auntie Ash asks: Norm, Do like spiral mac and cheese or the elbow kind?Also, what color should I paint my nails? They are pink right now, but it's getting a little boring.
Norm replies: I like the sporal ones. You should paint them green because green is the best color the world has.

Auntie Ash asks: Norm,I need a really good post for my blog. I'm tired of writing about pregnancy. Do you have any suggestions?
Norm replies: Green is a good thing to write. Its a funny thing to write about too.

Mr. Zigzagman asks: norm....if you had to choose a toy to flush down the toilet....just for fun....what toy would it be? :)
Norm replies:(after SERIOUS thought) Im not gonna flush any toy down the toilets because all the toys here are my favorites. (admin note: And this is why Norm will have a blog and the turnip will not)

Mrs. Zigzag asks: note: MrsZig is married to MRZIG but in noway is accountable or responsible for his questions or comments (after all he is a Crown Prince of Dork)Norm cool, I love black cherry koolaid myself, remind your admin to talk to me about recipes....Have you ever made icecream at home? would you like to make icecream in a ball that you put all the ingredients in and then toss around? (http://www.icecreamrevolution.com/)I want one for camp cuz icecream doesnt really keep well in the cooler but MRzig thinks its a bad idea..... Your opinion would be appreciated.Do you like bubbles?
Norm replies: No I never did make ice cream. Sure that sounds like fun because you could eat that at your camp. Yes I like bubbles because when i use the big thing of bubbles and spin around (Norm demonstrates) they make a lot.
(admin note: You have recipes for kool-aid? im intrigued!)





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