Miss Lina asks: Master Norm, you could not offend me! But tell me, what is lollygagging? Is that an American thing as well?
Norm replies: It really hurts me to say this, it means that when you just sit around and do nothing. Then do the thing you need to do later. (admin note: norm doesnt know what america is yet)
Miss Canada asks: Have you (and Mr Zigzagman) tried Wendy's? Good burgers, good fries.Any ideas on what to get Hubby for our anniversary? We've been married almost 13 years.
Norm asks: Well wendy's has realy good stuff there and really good sandwiches. You should buy your husband a teddy bear. Because he will love it.
Aunt Ash states: I will buy Norm his very own container of creamy peanut butter(Since we are strictly a crunchy peanut butter type household)If you come to visit us.
Norm replies: Then I have to go see her. We HAVE to mom.
Mr Zigzagman asks: Norm!! What should I do with my new title.."Prince of Dork?"
Norm replies: I dont know what that means.
Miss Agrah asks: What is your favorite drink? koolaid? juice? water? milk? Have you ever laughed while drinking something and have it come out your nose? What makes something you eat "go down the wrong pipe" and why does it hurt so bad? Do you know what to do if someone is choking?
Norm replies: My favorite drink is kool-aid. Black cherry. Nothing i drank ever came out my nose. I dont know what makes it go down the wrong pipe or why it hurts. All I know is this. When someone is choking, you pat their back really hard so the stuff pops out of their mouth (norm demonstrates this). Or you can make them drink. Either pat their back hard or make them drink hard.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes. That was very thoughtful.
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Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Monday, April 23, 2007
thanks for the birthday wishes
Aunt Luckybuzz asks: Norm, how can I stop wasting time and get more work done?
Norm replies: You should stop lollygagging.
Aunt (madame) Fabu asks: Hi Norm!! The little Fabus and I miss you very much....we (I) am hoping to feel better soon so we can visit. Since you recently had a surgery yourself, do you have any words of advice to help me feel better. Princess Fabu suggested I go to my "happy place" and said I could borrow hers if I wanted. Do you have a happy place you go to to help you feel better? What do you think of the idea?
Love, Madame Fabu
Norm replies: The mall is a good happy place. You should try at the mall in your head. But you should ask yourself what is the happiest place you go to and go in your head. But the mall is really good.
Mr. Zigzagman asks: Hey norm...who makes the best french fries? I kninda like McDonalds....but I think thier burgers are blah....I kinda like Burger kings burgers...but thier fries are blah.....We don't have Sonic here..Or jack in the box......Sonic is the best !!! just my opinion..:)
There is this lil resturaunt down the road though......that makes great burgers and fries.....:)
(Administrative interjection)OH MY GOD, I agree COMPLETELY!!! This has been a personal dilemma for me for years. And we dont have sonic or jack in the box here which is a damn CRIME.
Norm replies: I like Mcdonald's everything best but I really like Harvey's (translated to Arby's) fries because you can get regular or curly ones.
Aunt Ash asks: What's better, grape or stawberry Jam? on white or wheat bread? With crunchy peanut butter or soft?
Norm replies: Grape jelly, on white bread, with creamy peanut butter!
Miss Lina asks: Norm, why'd I always let my room get into such a pigsty?
Norm replies: Is this a question where you let pigs into your house?.....it burdens me to say this but it could be because you are lazy (note: norm expressed severe concern about hurting your feelings, we sincerely hope that is not the case as he tells the administrator that she is lazy on an almost daily basis)
Miss Winterskibunny asks: What age is really really old?
Did you get your favorite type of birthday cake? And if so what was it? And if not, what is your favorite birthday cake?
Norm replies: 32....no maybe 31....ok 32. Old is when you got really really long extra extra long beards. Not yet my favorite is banana with whipped cream with spongebob. Because spongebob smells like bananas. And im getting it on saturday. So far, I got a racecar with oreos and a crunchy donut inside and a dairy queen ice cream cake.
Mr. Xavier Onassis asks: My daughter is 13 years old. She spends a lot of time talking on the phone, text messaging on her phone, playing Sims2 on the computer, but she still makes good grades at school and seems to be a good kid. Should I be concerned?
Norm replies: No you should be not. Only if she is too good. If she is too good be worried. If she is not too good, dont be worried. Except because she wastes a lot a time and that could be a problem.
You got questions? Norm has answers! Leave your questions in the comments section or send them to normtasia@gmail.com . He will answer them in his blog!
Norm replies: You should stop lollygagging.
Aunt (madame) Fabu asks: Hi Norm!! The little Fabus and I miss you very much....we (I) am hoping to feel better soon so we can visit. Since you recently had a surgery yourself, do you have any words of advice to help me feel better. Princess Fabu suggested I go to my "happy place" and said I could borrow hers if I wanted. Do you have a happy place you go to to help you feel better? What do you think of the idea?
Love, Madame Fabu
Norm replies: The mall is a good happy place. You should try at the mall in your head. But you should ask yourself what is the happiest place you go to and go in your head. But the mall is really good.
Mr. Zigzagman asks: Hey norm...who makes the best french fries? I kninda like McDonalds....but I think thier burgers are blah....I kinda like Burger kings burgers...but thier fries are blah.....We don't have Sonic here..Or jack in the box......Sonic is the best !!! just my opinion..:)
There is this lil resturaunt down the road though......that makes great burgers and fries.....:)
(Administrative interjection)OH MY GOD, I agree COMPLETELY!!! This has been a personal dilemma for me for years. And we dont have sonic or jack in the box here which is a damn CRIME.
Norm replies: I like Mcdonald's everything best but I really like Harvey's (translated to Arby's) fries because you can get regular or curly ones.
Aunt Ash asks: What's better, grape or stawberry Jam? on white or wheat bread? With crunchy peanut butter or soft?
Norm replies: Grape jelly, on white bread, with creamy peanut butter!
Miss Lina asks: Norm, why'd I always let my room get into such a pigsty?
Norm replies: Is this a question where you let pigs into your house?.....it burdens me to say this but it could be because you are lazy (note: norm expressed severe concern about hurting your feelings, we sincerely hope that is not the case as he tells the administrator that she is lazy on an almost daily basis)
Miss Winterskibunny asks: What age is really really old?
Did you get your favorite type of birthday cake? And if so what was it? And if not, what is your favorite birthday cake?
Norm replies: 32....no maybe 31....ok 32. Old is when you got really really long extra extra long beards. Not yet my favorite is banana with whipped cream with spongebob. Because spongebob smells like bananas. And im getting it on saturday. So far, I got a racecar with oreos and a crunchy donut inside and a dairy queen ice cream cake.
Mr. Xavier Onassis asks: My daughter is 13 years old. She spends a lot of time talking on the phone, text messaging on her phone, playing Sims2 on the computer, but she still makes good grades at school and seems to be a good kid. Should I be concerned?
Norm replies: No you should be not. Only if she is too good. If she is too good be worried. If she is not too good, dont be worried. Except because she wastes a lot a time and that could be a problem.
You got questions? Norm has answers! Leave your questions in the comments section or send them to normtasia@gmail.com . He will answer them in his blog!
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Sunday edition (lots about feet)
Mrs. Zigzagman asks: hey norm- catch with baseball and gloves? or frisbee?
Norm replies: Baseball and gloves. Because you could get hurt you know....
Mr. Crawlspace asks: OH man, I am so tired and my feet hurt because I walked so many miles today. I think I might have a giant blister on the bottom of my foot. Oh, and my face is sun burnt. Why would I do this to myself???
Norm replies: I dont got an answer for that one.
Miss Winterskibunny asks: What is the worst food you have ever tried?
Norm replies: Actually, hard boiled eggs are the worst thing I ever tried.
Aunt Gretty asks: what can I do to make myself a better person?
Norm replies: I think you are a good person but if you want to be a better babysitter you can take me on more walks and take me outside more. Because its perfect when we do that.
Mr. Zigzagman: Morning Norm....I was looking at my toes, and they look funny. Why do you think feet smell so bad anyways? Speaking of toes....what exctly is toejam made of?
Norm replies: Your feet smell bad from walking I think. Toejam is made of socks.
Miss Canada: Which do you like better - swimming in lakes, oceans, or pools?
Norm replies: Pools because they are not that much deep.
Mr. Crawlspace also asks: Hey Norm, what is a hangover?
Norm replies: I think its a thing you put clothes on.
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Norm replies: Baseball and gloves. Because you could get hurt you know....
Mr. Crawlspace asks: OH man, I am so tired and my feet hurt because I walked so many miles today. I think I might have a giant blister on the bottom of my foot. Oh, and my face is sun burnt. Why would I do this to myself???
Norm replies: I dont got an answer for that one.
Miss Winterskibunny asks: What is the worst food you have ever tried?
Norm replies: Actually, hard boiled eggs are the worst thing I ever tried.
Aunt Gretty asks: what can I do to make myself a better person?
Norm replies: I think you are a good person but if you want to be a better babysitter you can take me on more walks and take me outside more. Because its perfect when we do that.
Mr. Zigzagman: Morning Norm....I was looking at my toes, and they look funny. Why do you think feet smell so bad anyways? Speaking of toes....what exctly is toejam made of?
Norm replies: Your feet smell bad from walking I think. Toejam is made of socks.
Miss Canada: Which do you like better - swimming in lakes, oceans, or pools?
Norm replies: Pools because they are not that much deep.
Mr. Crawlspace also asks: Hey Norm, what is a hangover?
Norm replies: I think its a thing you put clothes on.
You got questions? Norm has answers! Leave your questions in the comments section or send them to normtasia@gmail.com . He will answer them in his blog!
Saturday, April 21, 2007
drunken apologies
Although Norm was ready and willing with all your answers, drunkmommy did not have the wherewithall to answer them tonight. I promise, hung over mommy will be here in the am for all that norm has to offer and so much more....
You got questions? Norm has answers! Leave your questions in the comments section or send them to normtasia@gmail.com . He will answer them in his blog!
You got questions? Norm has answers! Leave your questions in the comments section or send them to normtasia@gmail.com . He will answer them in his blog!
Friday, April 20, 2007
friday afternoon pre-summer fun answers
Miss Agrah asks:Have you ever voted for anything? if you have what was it for?summer is coming... Do you like watermelon or popsicles better? Do you swallow or spit the watermelon seeds? Sprinkler or pool?
Norm: I just voted for the speedguy on the ben ten thing on the computer. I also voted for patrick for president. He beat larry the lobster. I like watermelon best because its really sweet. I spit them because the seeds taste really yucky and they're not good for you either. I like the sprinkler best because they sprinkle water all over ya.
Miss Winterskibunny asks: What favorite summer activity are you looking forward too?
Norm replies: Everything about summer is my favorite.
Mr. Zigzagman asks: Hi Norm! Whats your favorite game at Chuckie Cheeses.....my daugter like Whack a mole, my son like skeball...I like hiding in the car.. :)
Norm replies: Let me go think about that while I go squish the spider................never mind the spider is gone. My favorite thing is going in the tubes because you crawl and there is a racecar on top and then a slide. And I love the slide (makes swoooshing slide noise).
Aunt Luckybuzz asks: Norm, how did you get so smart?
Norm replies: Hang on a second. I think because of pre-school.
A great big admistrative shout out to all norm's blog friends. HE LOVES this! And takes you all very seriously so feel free to keep these coming. To quote auntie ash, norm squees you all!
You got questions? Norm has answers! Leave your questions in the comments section or send them to normtasia@gmail.com . He will answer them in his blog!
Norm: I just voted for the speedguy on the ben ten thing on the computer. I also voted for patrick for president. He beat larry the lobster. I like watermelon best because its really sweet. I spit them because the seeds taste really yucky and they're not good for you either. I like the sprinkler best because they sprinkle water all over ya.
Miss Winterskibunny asks: What favorite summer activity are you looking forward too?
Norm replies: Everything about summer is my favorite.
Mr. Zigzagman asks: Hi Norm! Whats your favorite game at Chuckie Cheeses.....my daugter like Whack a mole, my son like skeball...I like hiding in the car.. :)
Norm replies: Let me go think about that while I go squish the spider................never mind the spider is gone. My favorite thing is going in the tubes because you crawl and there is a racecar on top and then a slide. And I love the slide (makes swoooshing slide noise).
Aunt Luckybuzz asks: Norm, how did you get so smart?
Norm replies: Hang on a second. I think because of pre-school.
A great big admistrative shout out to all norm's blog friends. HE LOVES this! And takes you all very seriously so feel free to keep these coming. To quote auntie ash, norm squees you all!
You got questions? Norm has answers! Leave your questions in the comments section or send them to normtasia@gmail.com . He will answer them in his blog!
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Thanks for your patience friends!
Auntie Ash asks: Norm,
What kind of chocolate do prefer, white, dark or milk? Or are you a vanilla-y type?
Norm replies: I like vanilla because its so vanilla-y.
Auntie Ash and Leila ask: What do you do when you run out of clean underwear and your mommy has once again neglected the laundry? Leila wants to know.
Norm replies: My mommy doesnt do laundry. My daddy does. When that happens, I just stay naked.
Anonymous asks: What should I do if my plan to take over the wold fails? Can you help make a better plan?
Norm: No Im not because Im not going to destroy the world and daddy should stop asking me that.
Mr. Zig asks: Yo Norm! :) Which do ya think is better...chocolate milk or strawberry milk? And what is the deal with that whacky rabbit on the nestle quick lable? Bad hair day? :)
Norm: My heart says strawberry milk because strawberry milk is my heart's desire.
Aunt Luckybuzz asks: I don't understand why my head hurts today. What should I do?
Norm replies: You should lay down on the couch and put a wet cloth on your head. You should shut your eyes too but you can listen to television if you want. Maybe you should take some medicine too but not the red stuff because thats disgusting.
Aunt Luckybuzz: Do you think I've been eating too many french fries lately? Do you think it's possible to eat too many french fries?
Norm replies: no you arent eating too many french fries. If you were, you would know because you'd be puking.
You got questions? Norm has answers! Leave your questions in the comments section or send them to normtasia@gmail.com . He will answer them in his blog!
What kind of chocolate do prefer, white, dark or milk? Or are you a vanilla-y type?
Norm replies: I like vanilla because its so vanilla-y.
Auntie Ash and Leila ask: What do you do when you run out of clean underwear and your mommy has once again neglected the laundry? Leila wants to know.
Norm replies: My mommy doesnt do laundry. My daddy does. When that happens, I just stay naked.
Anonymous asks: What should I do if my plan to take over the wold fails? Can you help make a better plan?
Norm: No Im not because Im not going to destroy the world and daddy should stop asking me that.
Mr. Zig asks: Yo Norm! :) Which do ya think is better...chocolate milk or strawberry milk? And what is the deal with that whacky rabbit on the nestle quick lable? Bad hair day? :)
Norm: My heart says strawberry milk because strawberry milk is my heart's desire.
Aunt Luckybuzz asks: I don't understand why my head hurts today. What should I do?
Norm replies: You should lay down on the couch and put a wet cloth on your head. You should shut your eyes too but you can listen to television if you want. Maybe you should take some medicine too but not the red stuff because thats disgusting.
Aunt Luckybuzz: Do you think I've been eating too many french fries lately? Do you think it's possible to eat too many french fries?
Norm replies: no you arent eating too many french fries. If you were, you would know because you'd be puking.
You got questions? Norm has answers! Leave your questions in the comments section or send them to normtasia@gmail.com . He will answer them in his blog!
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
We promise answers in the morning
We regret to inform our trusty readers that Norm did not get back from a shopping trip and dinner with his parents until close to 10pm. He did hear all your questions and is contemplating answers over a good night sleep! He will be back fresh in the morning with answers to all you ask and so much more. Stay tuned friends!
You got questions? Norm has answers! Leave your questions in the comments section or send them to normtasia@gmail.com . He will answer them in his blog!
You got questions? Norm has answers! Leave your questions in the comments section or send them to normtasia@gmail.com . He will answer them in his blog!
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